Projection Booth Explorer Gifts

'This is a pirate moving image isn't it?'

Party Animals.

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

The Rise of Modern Art

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

Trade Show Sherpas

Freaks of nature exhibit.

"Just ignore it. It's a mirage."

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

"It's a great work!"

"Someone switched off the freezer...it's melted."

'I was working on developing anti-matter under laboratory conditions, but I couldn't find anything to keep it in.'

'Have you been talking to someone, Jenkins?'

'Now we'll have to explain it to the press. Remember - keep it superficial.'

Visitor at an art exhibiton admiring a gallery notice.

Kid see shadow from mom as mom see shadow in painting.

'I didn't choose art. Art chose me!'

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. V. - Theatrical depression.

Haunted museum

"You want proof? There's your proof."

Chemistry Improv Theater

"Have we looked as though we know what it is, for long enough yet?"

Homes for sale - some assembly required.

'I call it 'No Admittance'.'

"Whoa, whoa – for all I know you contaminated the sample."

"It's not the timing of our relationship that's wrong. It's the lighting."

'It occurs every fall, sir.'

Declaration of Independence. Legend has it that John Hancock signed his name extra large to annoy King George. The quill must have come from a mocking bird!

Mrs. Jarley at the pay-place

'Just because the alignment of the system wasn't maintained during rapid sample exchange, it's no threat to your manhood.'

Spider Exhibit. It says spiders can have hundreds of children at the same time. No wonder they climb the walls! (Published originally on July 23, 2002.)

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. IV. - Wonderful objects.

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. X. - A delicate attention.