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"Try not to loft the ball so much.'

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"Your vocabulary is enlarged."

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

Texturing the Walls

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

'You can't come in here with that.'

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

Test your patience, back in one hour.

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

Traffic Management Strategic Group

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

"Victims of out-sorcery."

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

'You have received a grant from the king - his secret incantation to chant over your experiments.'

'Between you and me Wizard, is it true that you intellectuals have pointed heads?'

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

Man tried to unload a ship in a bottle.

'Boat Launch'

Man gets round hosepipe ban by showering in the garden

'Your resume looks good. Let me hear some of your incantations.'

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"Okay brother Bickle, you can keep your underpants on"

Dog Walker

Biblical Procurement Tales: Project Ark.

"Hey Kevin! Care to enter the office football pool?"

"So one day all our homes will be completely powered by rubbish. Just like that guy."

'Why do I always get a teaching assistant whose pronunciation is awful?'