Lane Line Lover Gifts

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

Test your patience, back in one hour.

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

Prisoner still life painting.

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

Bowling ball head.

"Cancel my landline...are you crazy?"

"Seven bookings and four sendings off, and that was just in the queue for pies."

'It will bring economic benefits to the North and Midlands.'

'Harold was in the RAF, so I always do him a birthday fly past!'

"Is this the queue for Funworld?"

'According to your love line, I should be calling a cop right now!'

'The key to inner peace? A land line.'

Patience Tested While You Wait.

"I could get lost in your eyes."

'You don't see many of those drawings made with one continuous line much anymore.'

"Hello? is it me you're looking for?"

"How can I access this heart?"

Police dancing behind line - titled 'Police Line Dancing'.

"We're quietly happy."

Bowling alley

Beginner approaching the lane.

'So much for your secret fishing spot!'

"Maybe you should just slow your roll."

The one thing about a queue is it keeps everyone in line.

"He's never watched Line of Duty."

Bowling Pin: 'There, THAT'S him!! Number 4! That's the CRAZY Psycho!'

Right lane ends 500 feet. . .Cheer up - it begins again 3 miles.

Line Forms Here / Line Ends Here.

"I didn't mean to imply your laugh lines are funny, Mrs. Carpentier."

"I had to eat a couple of people ahead of me in line, but, yep, I got the last chess set."