Long queue.
Line Lover Gifts
If you know someone who adores clever lines and witty expressions, our collection is just the ticket. From humorous mugs to statement t-shirts, find unique gifts that celebrate their passion for creative language. Delight the line lover in your life with items that show off their love for clever wordcraft while adding a touch of fun to their daily routine.
'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'
Do you validate? What? No, there's not parking lot. It's just street parking and that's free. I know. But I came in to get a coffee yesterday morning at 7:59. The line was so long that I didn't get out of here till 8:02. Apparently you had street cleaning that started at 8a.m. I'm not following. It was your long line. The least you could do is validate the parking ticket they gave me. Get out.
Darn it, why do I always pick the slowest line? Hell.
The one thing about a queue is it keeps everyone in line.
"Here's one - what gets shorter after a pandemic but stays just as long?"
Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'.
"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."
Test your patience, back in one hour.
Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.
Prisoner still life painting.
'I hate running in the outside lane.'
"Cancel my landline...are you crazy?"
Bowling ball head.
Tee for Two!
"I'd like you to join my professional network on LinkedIn."
"There appears to be some discrepancies between your C.V. and your Wikipedia entry."
'It will bring economic benefits to the North and Midlands.'
A cowboy uses a noose for a clothesline.
Dance Studio: Ballroom, Latin, Line Dancing, Rain Dancing
"Seven bookings and four sendings off, and that was just in the queue for pies."
'Okay, here's an abandoned storage locker with some random data that may or may not be useful. We'll start the bidding at $50...'
'According to your love line, I should be calling a cop right now!'
Patience Tested While You Wait.
"I could get lost in your eyes."
'You don't see many of those drawings made with one continuous line much anymore.'
Country Girl Yeee Haaa!
"Hello? is it me you're looking for?"
"We're quietly happy."
Bowling alley
Police dancing behind line - titled 'Police Line Dancing'.
Beginner approaching the lane.
'So much for your secret fishing spot!'
Line Forms Here / Line Ends Here.
"Maybe you should just slow your roll."
Line Lover Gifts Collection
Line Lover Mugs
Explore our range of mugs filled with clever lines and witty phrases, perfect for the line lover in your life.
Line Lover Pillows
Add personality to any room with pillows decorated with witty lines and playful phrases, ideal for creative minds.
Line Lover Prints
Browse our collection of prints showcasing clever lines and artistic expressions, perfect for decorating any space with wit and style.
Line Lover T-Shirts
Discover stylish t-shirts featuring humorous and clever expressions that celebrate a love for inventive language.