Boating Boss Gifts

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

'AT&T? I'm letting you go. I'm down-sizing too!'

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

"Everything tastes better when it's cooked on the grill."

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

Captain steering house through flood.

"He won't stop and ask for directions when he COOKS, either."

Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'.

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

'In the 20 minutes it took for the pit boss to come back with a comp for the $10 buffet, I lost another $500.'

"There's always a period of adjustment whenever you hire a new crew."

'it's the last bite that worries me.'

The grim reaper racing a lifeboat to reach a drowning man

Romance on the Yacht

"Are there any extra crew on board? He still looks hungry."

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

Raft with a 'Caution Wet!' sign.

Admiral in the bath.

Using a speedboat to retrieve ducks seemed like a good idea to Duke at the time.

'This is my new boat. I finally succumbed to pier pressure.'

'What I wouldn't give to be a lager lout again!'

Fisherman get a good catch.

"Rudy, if you're playing a video game in there. I'm breaking this door down. Some of us have got to go."

'Well, Dad, you said for us to use our initiative to make money so we went into the worm business.'

Water skier sees steep hill sign.

'Oops, sorry about that,sir.'

"Lemonade" "Vodka"

'You may have too much anchor for this boat,'

'If it's the last thing I do I'm gonna buy you one of these.'

'Oh no! Not 'Barnacle Bill the Sailor', again.'

'Well if it's a sandbar, why are we going in circles?!'

'I hate it when they use invisible line.'