Boating Boss Gifts

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

'AT&T? I'm letting you go. I'm down-sizing too!'

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

"Everything tastes better when it's cooked on the grill."

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

Captain steering house through flood.

"He won't stop and ask for directions when he COOKS, either."

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'.

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

'In the 20 minutes it took for the pit boss to come back with a comp for the $10 buffet, I lost another $500.'

"There's always a period of adjustment whenever you hire a new crew."

'it's the last bite that worries me.'

Romance on the Yacht

"Are there any extra crew on board? He still looks hungry."

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

Using a speedboat to retrieve ducks seemed like a good idea to Duke at the time.

Admiral in the bath.

Raft with a 'Caution Wet!' sign.

'This is my new boat. I finally succumbed to pier pressure.'

"Lemonade" "Vodka"

'What I wouldn't give to be a lager lout again!'

"Rudy, if you're playing a video game in there. I'm breaking this door down. Some of us have got to go."

'Oops, sorry about that,sir.'

'Well, Dad, you said for us to use our initiative to make money so we went into the worm business.'

Water skier sees steep hill sign.

'You may have too much anchor for this boat,'

'If it's the last thing I do I'm gonna buy you one of these.'

'Oh no! Not 'Barnacle Bill the Sailor', again.'

I'm the Chef

'Well if it's a sandbar, why are we going in circles?!'

The Church-Going Bell.