Brand Boat Captain Gifts

Worst rebranding ever.

Remote control pirate bully

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

Sailor in Car.

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

Captain steering house through flood.

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

Sea weed harvest.

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

Lighthouse Beam.

Frontispiece to 'Dombey and Son'

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

Remote controlled car on a boat.

'Just in case there is an accident.'

Lifesaver!

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

"How much did it cost to have your ears pierced?"

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

"Cap'n FancyPants got himself an i-Patch."

"There's always a period of adjustment whenever you hire a new crew."

"Who ordered the bravest tuna on all the seven seas, anointed with the spice of faraway lands, on wheat toast?"

Pirate dogs burying bones.

'May I speak to you alone, Cap'n?'

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

'it's the last bite that worries me.'

The grim reaper racing a lifeboat to reach a drowning man

'I heard that the new captain was raised on a farm.'

On the plus side, I'd wager a lot of you folks back there had never seen an iceburg up close before.

"Well, we've learned that passengers will mutiny if they are served meatloaf two days in a row... Even if you do call it the South Sea Surprise on the second day!"

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

"Ya know, that cork was there for a reason."

Distractions.

"The moment he told me he lived in a lighthouse, I knew he was a keeper."