Future Biker Gang Leader Gifts

'I'm a biker now, mom...so no, I didn't clean my room or wash behind my ears.'

'See? You call my look 'a midlife crisis' but for these guys it's a major TV series.'

Cheesie Rider

Biker couple with their baby in a side car.

Uneasy Rider

'I appreciate the fact that your husband likes my bike, but can you tell him to quit drooling all over it?'

"Mr. Coughlin over there was the founder of one of the first motorcycle gangs"

Old Biker: Now that I'm a real biker, all the old babes will want my body.

"It's a bicycle. My dad lost our Christmas club money in Atlantic City so I won't get the rest of it until my birthday."

'OK, Now let's see your Downward Dog'.'

'You wanted more responsibility in this company, and I agree. My motorcycle is parked right outside, go wax it.'

'I'd like to keep it a boys only club too, but this is HER tree house!'

'Take us to your leader of the pack.'

The not so easy rider...

Motorcycle Faith Healer

'Well actually, mine's a keyboard!'

SALLY'S TATTOO PARLOR, 'No, I WOULDN'T like a nice unicorn!'

SALLY'S TATTOO PARLOR, 'No, I WOULDN'T like a nice unicorn!'

'May I help you?'

"You can join our gang but you have to lose those silly shoes!"

Mark Cavendish for Isle of Man.

Mr Thompson let go of the bike, and Bobby cycled freely into the new world, never to be seen again.

The Courier Out of hell

The faculties new biker gang dress code dramatically reduced discipline problems at Welsner Junior High.

'Now let's see some hustle out there, Son.'

God, I hate riding the bus. Sometimes I wish that a limo would pick me up instead. Then I lower my standards and wish for an Uber car. Then it's a cab. I now realize I'd settle for a bicycle. Bus.

Professional cyclist comes home to do chores.

'He was a rebel to the end.'

'Maybe next year, Santa will bring the wheels.'