Biker Gang Member Gifts

SALLY'S TATTOO PARLOR, 'No, I WOULDN'T like a nice unicorn!'

'Take us to your leader of the pack.'

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

Cheesie Rider

Uneasy Rider

Hell's Anglers

'I appreciate the fact that your husband likes my bike, but can you tell him to quit drooling all over it?'

Old School Mustaches

"Mr. Coughlin over there was the founder of one of the first motorcycle gangs"

"Man, your old lady really is an old lady"

'I hope no one thinks this ride is a bromance.'

Round-the-world cyclist has world stolen

'OK, Now let's see your Downward Dog'.'

'You wanted more responsibility in this company, and I agree. My motorcycle is parked right outside, go wax it.'

'Instead of teaching me useless tricks like rolling over and fetching, how about teaching me to ride that motorcycle of yours?'

'There's nothing in gay non smoking... but I can give you an aisle seat in vegetarian bikers.'

"The ticket's for having a cooler bike than me."

"This will maintain your rebellious image in states with helmet laws."

The not so easy rider...

Motorcycle Faith Healer

'Well actually, mine's a keyboard!'

SALLY'S TATTOO PARLOR, 'No, I WOULDN'T like a nice unicorn!'

'May I help you?'

Mob Misfortune Cookies 'There's a gun pointed at your right now' 'You will take one for the team soon.' 'Leave the gun, take the eggroll.'

The Courier Out of hell

"He's done it wrong so long he thinks it's right."

A resume for tattoo artists.

Biker: 'Gesundheit!' a female pillion passenger messes up the inside of her helmet from her sneeze

"You can join our gang but you have to lose those silly shoes!"

'I'm a biker now, mom...so no, I didn't clean my room or wash behind my ears.'

'They are interested! See them looking at our reflections in that shop window?'

The faculties new biker gang dress code dramatically reduced discipline problems at Welsner Junior High.

Bikers; Cat and Mouse hang on for dear life.

'Bugs ain't nothin', kid - just wait till you swallow a BUZZARD!'

'No he's not on a motor bike-he's got a very touchy wife.'