Biker Gang Hopeful Gifts

'May I help you?'

'See? You call my look 'a midlife crisis' but for these guys it's a major TV series.'

Cheesie Rider

'I appreciate the fact that your husband likes my bike, but can you tell him to quit drooling all over it?'

Uneasy Rider

Old Biker: Now that I'm a real biker, all the old babes will want my body.

"Mr. Coughlin over there was the founder of one of the first motorcycle gangs"

"He'll never be good enough to snatch this pebble from my hand."

'OK, Now let's see your Downward Dog'.'

"It's a bicycle. My dad lost our Christmas club money in Atlantic City so I won't get the rest of it until my birthday."

'You wanted more responsibility in this company, and I agree. My motorcycle is parked right outside, go wax it.'

The not so easy rider...

'Take us to your leader of the pack.'

Motorcycle Faith Healer

'Well actually, mine's a keyboard!'

SALLY'S TATTOO PARLOR, 'No, I WOULDN'T like a nice unicorn!'

SALLY'S TATTOO PARLOR, 'No, I WOULDN'T like a nice unicorn!'

"You can join our gang but you have to lose those silly shoes!"

The Courier Out of hell

'I'm a biker now, mom...so no, I didn't clean my room or wash behind my ears.'

The musical duo's piece was never destined to make it into the top-ten.

The faculties new biker gang dress code dramatically reduced discipline problems at Welsner Junior High.

"I hope you appreciate that all materials used in this whack are fully biodegradable."

'Now let's see some hustle out there, Son.'

God, I hate riding the bus. Sometimes I wish that a limo would pick me up instead. Then I lower my standards and wish for an Uber car. Then it's a cab. I now realize I'd settle for a bicycle. Bus.

'He was a rebel to the end.'

'Maybe next year, Santa will bring the wheels.'

"Go ahead - rob a bank, but don't say I didn't warn you."

'I was touched by a Hell's Angel.'