Motorcycle Gang Member Gifts

Uneasy Rider

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

Cheesie Rider

Hell's Angels

Hell's Anglers

'I appreciate the fact that your husband likes my bike, but can you tell him to quit drooling all over it?'

'Congratulations, its a six pound biker.'

Death defying stunts: 'Defy me, will they?'

'SALE! One Million Dollars Per Bike!!' by saying, 'I figure that if I sell just one, I can retire.'

"Mr. Coughlin over there was the founder of one of the first motorcycle gangs"

'I made a list of bikes I want to look at today. You may want to eat before we go, as this may take awhile.'

'OK, Now let's see your Downward Dog'.'

The not so easy rider...

'Take us to your leader of the pack.'

'Well actually, mine's a keyboard!'

SALLY'S TATTOO PARLOR, 'No, I WOULDN'T like a nice unicorn!'

Electric motorcycles catch fire in Cuba

SALLY'S TATTOO PARLOR, 'No, I WOULDN'T like a nice unicorn!'

'May I help you?'

"You can join our gang but you have to lose those silly shoes!"

Mob Misfortune Cookies 'There's a gun pointed at your right now' 'You will take one for the team soon.' 'Leave the gun, take the eggroll.'

"It may make me look dumb, but it's technically just as dangerous as a motorcycle."

"To think that for all these years, I totally misunderstood the concept of the Mafia's, 'Kiss of Death'."

"It's official. We've finally run out of good wise guy names."

"You got a Christmas present, Vinnie. That means you're no longer on Santa's 'naughty list'. You know what that means, Vinnie..."

'I'm a biker now, mom...so no, I didn't clean my room or wash behind my ears.'

Eddie (The Sandman) Fasolino

Biker Chicks

The Frankenstein hog.

Biker working at computer with flame motif.

'He was a rebel to the end.'

"What a beautiful day! - I think I'll go outside and needlessly rev my motorbike all afternoon. . ."