Motorcycle Gang Member Gifts

Uneasy Rider

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

Cheesie Rider

Hell's Angels

'I appreciate the fact that your husband likes my bike, but can you tell him to quit drooling all over it?'

Hell's Anglers

Death defying stunts: 'Defy me, will they?'

'SALE! One Million Dollars Per Bike!!' by saying, 'I figure that if I sell just one, I can retire.'

"Mr. Coughlin over there was the founder of one of the first motorcycle gangs"

'Congratulations, its a six pound biker.'

"So...are you still saving up to buy a 1964 Chevy Impala now that Joey has one?"

'OK, Now let's see your Downward Dog'.'

'What I hate most is coming home and having all those damn Harleys parked in my driveway!'

'I made a list of bikes I want to look at today. You may want to eat before we go, as this may take awhile.'

'Take us to your leader of the pack.'

The not so easy rider...

'Well actually, mine's a keyboard!'

SALLY'S TATTOO PARLOR, 'No, I WOULDN'T like a nice unicorn!'

Electric motorcycles catch fire in Cuba

SALLY'S TATTOO PARLOR, 'No, I WOULDN'T like a nice unicorn!'

'May I help you?'

"It may make me look dumb, but it's technically just as dangerous as a motorcycle."

"To think that for all these years, I totally misunderstood the concept of the Mafia's, 'Kiss of Death'."

"It's official. We've finally run out of good wise guy names."

Mob Misfortune Cookies 'There's a gun pointed at your right now' 'You will take one for the team soon.' 'Leave the gun, take the eggroll.'

"You can join our gang but you have to lose those silly shoes!"

"You got a Christmas present, Vinnie. That means you're no longer on Santa's 'naughty list'. You know what that means, Vinnie..."

'I'm a biker now, mom...so no, I didn't clean my room or wash behind my ears.'

The faculties new biker gang dress code dramatically reduced discipline problems at Welsner Junior High.

Eddie (The Sandman) Fasolino

Biker Chicks

The Frankenstein hog.

Biker working at computer with flame motif.

Whatsa matter, Joey, you don't want to go on a little picnic with us? Fair weather enemies.

'He was a rebel to the end.'