Quirky Gang Member Gifts

"You can join our gang but you have to lose those silly shoes!"

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

Niche Extracurriculars

'I'm glad you're getting so into science, son, but you'll have to ask your teacher about this... jjunnetics thing.'

"Mum can you come home quick, dad's started to make an exhibition of himself again!"

'I'm sure it's a violation, but I can't find it in the rule book.'

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Concerto, Number One, first movement."

"Good to have you aboard. Now, let's meet some of the oddballs weirdos and eccentrics you'll be working with."

'I appreciate the fact that your husband likes my bike, but can you tell him to quit drooling all over it?'

Uneasy Rider

'I really do feel empowered. I should've joined a gang years ago.'

Pole Vaulting Club

"Mr. Coughlin over there was the founder of one of the first motorcycle gangs"

I always feel so short when you wear heels.

'Ned taps his pencil, Jill hums and Bill whistles - form a band, guys, and take it on the road!'

Mum, Dad, I've met something...

'OK, Now let's see your Downward Dog'.'

The Boise Chapter of the Polar Bear Club celebrates the news that it's been given 'Endangered Species' status.

'Take us to your leader of the pack.'

"Let me help you in your effort ti think INSIDE the box once again."

Red Hat Society.

'As President of the Annoying Saying Society, just let me say,,,,,enjoy,'

Banana Costume

"Go tell the kids dinner's almost ready."

SALLY'S TATTOO PARLOR, 'No, I WOULDN'T like a nice unicorn!'

'The Raffia Mafia.'

"Sir, the William Tell burglar has struck again!"

"Rule one of Fart Club is everyone follows through in this Fart Club."

'In case I forget it, I've had my name tattooed on the inside of my eyelids.'

'Son, you need to get your priorities wrong.'

SALLY'S TATTOO PARLOR, 'No, I WOULDN'T like a nice unicorn!'

Collection plate at church with signs of the credit cards the church will take.

'Next on the agenda...we need to discuss the club's inability to attract new members..."

Crime scene outline on the floor of a grocery store.

Girl Guided Missile