Quirky Gang Member T-Shirts

"You can join our gang but you have to lose those silly shoes!"

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

'I'm glad you're getting so into science, son, but you'll have to ask your teacher about this... jjunnetics thing.'

Niche Extracurriculars

"Mum can you come home quick, dad's started to make an exhibition of himself again!"

'I'm sure it's a violation, but I can't find it in the rule book.'

"Good to have you aboard. Now, let's meet some of the oddballs weirdos and eccentrics you'll be working with."

Uneasy Rider

'I appreciate the fact that your husband likes my bike, but can you tell him to quit drooling all over it?'

'I really do feel empowered. I should've joined a gang years ago.'

Pole Vaulting Club

"Mr. Coughlin over there was the founder of one of the first motorcycle gangs"

'Ned taps his pencil, Jill hums and Bill whistles - form a band, guys, and take it on the road!'

Mum, Dad, I've met something...

'OK, Now let's see your Downward Dog'.'

The Boise Chapter of the Polar Bear Club celebrates the news that it's been given 'Endangered Species' status.

"Let me help you in your effort ti think INSIDE the box once again."

'As President of the Annoying Saying Society, just let me say,,,,,enjoy,'

Banana Costume

'Take us to your leader of the pack.'

"Go tell the kids dinner's almost ready."

SALLY'S TATTOO PARLOR, 'No, I WOULDN'T like a nice unicorn!'

"Sir, the William Tell burglar has struck again!"

SALLY'S TATTOO PARLOR, 'No, I WOULDN'T like a nice unicorn!'

'In case I forget it, I've had my name tattooed on the inside of my eyelids.'

"Rule one of Fart Club is everyone follows through in this Fart Club."

'Son, you need to get your priorities wrong.'

'The Raffia Mafia.'

'Next on the agenda...we need to discuss the club's inability to attract new members..."

Crime scene outline on the floor of a grocery store.

Mob Misfortune Cookies 'There's a gun pointed at your right now' 'You will take one for the team soon.' 'Leave the gun, take the eggroll.'

Girl Guided Missile