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'OK, Now let's see your Downward Dog'.'

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

EWE 2.

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

At times Richard dreaded coming home, as he knew he'd have to face the music.

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

Fuzz - Max has the taste of success.

"'Fried Ham' on 3..."

Jeff Tweedy caricature.

Patey's in a band! He's so cool!

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

'Sure, we pay them for protection but there are unexpected bonuses: nobody can tenderise veel like Luigi or slice beef as fine as Vinny.'

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)

Mobsters at the Beach

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with something missing.

Double Saxophone

The GODFATHER Ride 25¢

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with a positive message.

The return of the four sheepskins

"Are you ready to engage with rock-rased content?"

Rock On

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

"You'll learn a lot at our book club...like how to read between the wines."

The Little Drummer Boy.

"Sorry, dude. . . but you just don't fit into our group!"

'This is a personal insult to me and my family. Paulie, word is you regifted that horse's head I gave you last month. . .'

"A lot of you used to know us as the L.A. Punksters. Then for a while we were the Rappin' Rapmen. Now we call ourselves Los Latinos del Momento."

The Four Tops in Concert

Fuzz - Fuzzy says 'let me hear you say yeah!'

'I have Tourette's, and they play backup.'

'Just remember lads, when the drummer misses a beat we all miss a beat.'

Nick Cave

"Daddy, can I have a pony killed?"

Man blows horn and bubbles come out.