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'OK, Now let's see your Downward Dog'.'

'Sure, we pay them for protection but there are unexpected bonuses: nobody can tenderise veel like Luigi or slice beef as fine as Vinny.'

The GODFATHER Ride 25¢

Mobsters at the Beach

'This is a personal insult to me and my family. Paulie, word is you regifted that horse's head I gave you last month. . .'

"The vegetables have gone bad!"

"Watch out for Brian...he's a bit of a bruiser."

"Daddy, can I have a pony killed?"

"Did you remember to whack the cat?"

This is your last warning, Jimmy - You break your pinky promise, we break your pinky.

'I appreciate the fact that your husband likes my bike, but can you tell him to quit drooling all over it?'

Parachuting with Concrete Shoes

'I really do feel empowered. I should've joined a gang years ago.'

'You've not been involved with money laundering before have you Joe!'

Why did the chicken cross the mafia

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

Mario's Family Portraits.

'Before you buy the gun can I ask if you thought about taking your cat to the vets first?'

"Who, Big Sal? Sure, we were in cahoots years ago, but we fell out of cahoots."

'Sorry Rocko, you know how it works. Step on a crack, break your mother's back.'

'When did mum stop just sending us to our room?'

"Whack him. And if you can't whack him, redact him."

"Your resume indicates a fair bit of experience in the field of problem solving."

"Mr. Coughlin over there was the founder of one of the first motorcycle gangs"

"He was a top boy - he could light up a room just by setting fire to it."

"The big boot Italy ain't gonna kick the small shoe Sicily no more, capiche?"

The Godfather Sends Chess Master Bobby Fischer a Message. . .

Whacked music.

"You're gonna put me on that Nice List. Capeesh?"

'The least you can say is thank you for checking the tides.'

"Why do they always do that with the concrete? The feet are the best part."

'My meeting is running a little late, Marge. Can you reheat dinner when I get home?'

'You're not a very good listener, are you?'

Woman carrying Bridget Jones video : 'I got your gangster film. It's a special edition with alternative scenes.'

"Say hello to my little friend!"