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'OK, Now let's see your Downward Dog'.'

The GODFATHER Ride 25¢

Mobsters at the Beach

'This is a personal insult to me and my family. Paulie, word is you regifted that horse's head I gave you last month. . .'

"The vegetables have gone bad!"

"Watch out for Brian...he's a bit of a bruiser."

"Daddy, can I have a pony killed?"

'I appreciate the fact that your husband likes my bike, but can you tell him to quit drooling all over it?'

"Did you remember to whack the cat?"

Parachuting with Concrete Shoes

'I really do feel empowered. I should've joined a gang years ago.'

'You've not been involved with money laundering before have you Joe!'

Why did the chicken cross the mafia

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

"Your resume indicates a fair bit of experience in the field of problem solving."

"Whack him. And if you can't whack him, redact him."

"Mr. Coughlin over there was the founder of one of the first motorcycle gangs"

"Who, Big Sal? Sure, we were in cahoots years ago, but we fell out of cahoots."

'Before you buy the gun can I ask if you thought about taking your cat to the vets first?'

Mario's Family Portraits.

'When did mum stop just sending us to our room?'

'Sorry Rocko, you know how it works. Step on a crack, break your mother's back.'

'You're not a very good listener, are you?'

"The big boot Italy ain't gonna kick the small shoe Sicily no more, capiche?"

Woman carrying Bridget Jones video : 'I got your gangster film. It's a special edition with alternative scenes.'

'The least you can say is thank you for checking the tides.'

"You're gonna put me on that Nice List. Capeesh?"

"Why do they always do that with the concrete? The feet are the best part."

"Say hello to my little friend!"

"You understand this was just business."