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The faculties new biker gang dress code dramatically reduced discipline problems at Welsner Junior High.

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

'See? You call my look 'a midlife crisis' but for these guys it's a major TV series.'

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

Cheesie Rider

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

Mafia Short-Term Memory Clinic. 'Fuhgettaboutit.'

Milo dreamed that someday, somehow he was going to be a bad dog.

"You had me at hell."

'I appreciate the fact that your husband likes my bike, but can you tell him to quit drooling all over it?'

Uneasy Rider

'OK, here comes another one, and this time, I get the funny hat.'

They were right, this is a tough bunker.

'Congratulations, its a six pound biker.'

"Man, your old lady really is an old lady"

'I envisioned them praying to something entirely different.'

Pensioners queue up for a Motorbike for Rent.

'Pss-st, Harley-Davidson is up one-and-a-quarter...pass it on.'

'The upside is that it will guarantee you get laid, the downside is that there's a four year wait.'

"I'm sorry, but shouldn't there be an apostrophe in that?"

Biker family

"We've got kind of a noir thing happening here, Manny. The girlie cigarette doesn't exactly add."

Sons Of Recumbency

'Are they street legal, and do you have some insecurity thing going on?'

'Take us to your leader of the pack.'

"Well, because today is Friday the 13th."

The not so easy rider...

"I now pronounce you bikers, man and wife."

"Domestic or foreign object beer?"

Waco violence

If You Can Read This - The Wife's Fallen Off.

SALLY'S TATTOO PARLOR, 'No, I WOULDN'T like a nice unicorn!'

Reindeer's Jacket Reads: IF YOU CAN READ THIS, THE JOLLY OL' FAT MAN FELL OFF!

Arnold realised that the pet shop had sold him 'Hells Angel-Fish'!

Birthday party at Lenny's Tap and Grill.