Biker Gang Enthusiast Gifts

'See? You call my look 'a midlife crisis' but for these guys it's a major TV series.'

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

Cheesie Rider

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

Uneasy Rider

"You had me at hell."

'I appreciate the fact that your husband likes my bike, but can you tell him to quit drooling all over it?'

'OK, here comes another one, and this time, I get the funny hat.'

"Man, your old lady really is an old lady"

'Congratulations, its a six pound biker.'

'I envisioned them praying to something entirely different.'

They were right, this is a tough bunker.

Pensioners queue up for a Motorbike for Rent.

'The upside is that it will guarantee you get laid, the downside is that there's a four year wait.'

"I'm sorry, but shouldn't there be an apostrophe in that?"

Biker family

"I now pronounce you bikers, man and wife."

"We've got kind of a noir thing happening here, Manny. The girlie cigarette doesn't exactly add."

Sons Of Recumbency

The not so easy rider...

"Well, because today is Friday the 13th."

Waco violence

'Take us to your leader of the pack.'

'Are they street legal, and do you have some insecurity thing going on?'

If You Can Read This - The Wife's Fallen Off.

SALLY'S TATTOO PARLOR, 'No, I WOULDN'T like a nice unicorn!'

Reindeer's Jacket Reads: IF YOU CAN READ THIS, THE JOLLY OL' FAT MAN FELL OFF!

Birthday party at Lenny's Tap and Grill.

Arnold realised that the pet shop had sold him 'Hells Angel-Fish'!

'When I was a kid I had a bicycle too'