Biker Bro Gifts

Motorcycle Faith Healer

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

Cheesie Rider

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

Tattoos sagging with time

Biker couple with their baby in a side car.

To save some cash my parents held my 8th B'day party at Lenny's Tap + Grill....

Biker chopper shopper

'Clarice, you know our rule. You cannot date anyone who has...'

Absurd motorbike

"You had me at hell."

"And do you, Bob, promise to treat Karen as well as you treat your vintage 1950 Indian Blackhawk motorcycle?"

'There was an extra 50 miles on my bike this week. I couldn't keep you off the couch, now this?'

'I appreciate the fact that your husband likes my bike, but can you tell him to quit drooling all over it?'

The Feng Shui of the road must be off.

'No, Killa isn't going to make it to bike night, I've convinced him to stay home and watch a romantic movie with me.'

"Hells Angels, Zamboni Division"

Family Sidecar

Old School Mustaches

'Oh, look, Billy's found a playmate.'

"Mr. Coughlin over there was the founder of one of the first motorcycle gangs"

"Didn't anyone tell you this is the private juice bar of the Health's Angels?"

Old Biker: Now that I'm a real biker, all the old babes will want my body.

"Warren's too cautious to cure his mid-life crisis with a motorcycle, so he's rebelling by driving shirtless."

"Man, your old lady really is an old lady"

Bad Hare Day

'My wife bought me this helmet when I told her I was buying a bike. She's a little over protective.'

Bernard Hinault

What to do if the kids take away your car.

"Wild Blueberries"

'He loves hearing me scream.'

'Hey look, Model Village People.'

Bad Dog

'I hope no one thinks this ride is a bromance.'