Berry Biker Gifts

"Wild Blueberries"

An old man growing berries

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

Cheesie Rider

"Let me know when you get tired of berries. We'll work on your people skills."

Tattoos sagging with time

Biker couple with their baby in a side car.

Bicycle Sidecar.

To save some cash my parents held my 8th B'day party at Lenny's Tap + Grill....

Biker chopper shopper

Absurd motorbike

"Tia Carmen, strawberries can lessen the risk of developing complications from diabetes!"

Dessert

"And do you, Bob, promise to treat Karen as well as you treat your vintage 1950 Indian Blackhawk motorcycle?"

'Thank you for noticing, Shirley - but beauty comes at a price, It hampers my hunting, limits my berry picking and typing's a real pain,'

"You had me at hell."

'There was an extra 50 miles on my bike this week. I couldn't keep you off the couch, now this?'

Old School Mustaches

"Hells Angels, Zamboni Division"

'No, Killa isn't going to make it to bike night, I've convinced him to stay home and watch a romantic movie with me.'

The Feng Shui of the road must be off.

Old Biker: Now that I'm a real biker, all the old babes will want my body.

"Warren's too cautious to cure his mid-life crisis with a motorcycle, so he's rebelling by driving shirtless."

Bad Hare Day

'Oh, look, Billy's found a playmate.'

'This job will entail some traveling...most likely Pango Pango where you'll live, eat berries and answer the phone.'

"Didn't anyone tell you this is the private juice bar of the Health's Angels?"

"Mr. Coughlin over there was the founder of one of the first motorcycle gangs"

'My wife bought me this helmet when I told her I was buying a bike. She's a little over protective.'

What to do if the kids take away your car.

'Never go berry pickin' on an empty stomach.'

Summer Berries

'He loves hearing me scream.'