Berry Biker T-Shirts

"Wild Blueberries"

An old man growing berries

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

Cheesie Rider

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

"Let me know when you get tired of berries. We'll work on your people skills."

Tattoos sagging with time

Biker couple with their baby in a side car.

Bicycle Sidecar.

To save some cash my parents held my 8th B'day party at Lenny's Tap + Grill....

Biker chopper shopper

'Clarice, you know our rule. You cannot date anyone who has...'

Dessert

"Tia Carmen, strawberries can lessen the risk of developing complications from diabetes!"

Absurd motorbike

'There was an extra 50 miles on my bike this week. I couldn't keep you off the couch, now this?'

"You had me at hell."

'Thank you for noticing, Shirley - but beauty comes at a price, It hampers my hunting, limits my berry picking and typing's a real pain,'

"And do you, Bob, promise to treat Karen as well as you treat your vintage 1950 Indian Blackhawk motorcycle?"

'No, Killa isn't going to make it to bike night, I've convinced him to stay home and watch a romantic movie with me.'

"Hells Angels, Zamboni Division"

The Feng Shui of the road must be off.

Old School Mustaches

"Mr. Coughlin over there was the founder of one of the first motorcycle gangs"

"Didn't anyone tell you this is the private juice bar of the Health's Angels?"

'This job will entail some traveling...most likely Pango Pango where you'll live, eat berries and answer the phone.'

"Warren's too cautious to cure his mid-life crisis with a motorcycle, so he's rebelling by driving shirtless."

Bad Hare Day

'Oh, look, Billy's found a playmate.'

Old Biker: Now that I'm a real biker, all the old babes will want my body.

'My wife bought me this helmet when I told her I was buying a bike. She's a little over protective.'

'Never go berry pickin' on an empty stomach.'

What to do if the kids take away your car.

'He loves hearing me scream.'