Bikers T-Shirts

Wide Load

Clown on bike.

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

The Fast Lane.

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

Bike Rides

Directions: Call a smart friend.

'See? You call my look 'a midlife crisis' but for these guys it's a major TV series.'

Bicycle sat nav.

Knight in shining Lycra!

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

A smiling cyclist

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

CLEAR!

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

Dinosaur skeleton being used as a bike rack

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

Cheesie Rider

'Look at those arms! I was born to ride a Harley Davidson!'

"Thanks to the Internet, I learned to ride a bike. Since I was bored, I also got my pilot's license."

"Can he call you back? He and his mid-life crisis are celebrating their tenth anniversary."

Jimmy had a very active imagination.

Cat and Dog Bike

Dairy Devil

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

Family traits.

"This weekend was boring! All we did was go camping, biking, fishing, sailing, swimming, got to a game, go to the amusement park and go to a movie."