Bikers Gifts

Wide Load

Clown on bike.

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

The Fast Lane.

Bike Rides

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

Directions: Call a smart friend.

'See? You call my look 'a midlife crisis' but for these guys it's a major TV series.'

Bicycle sat nav.

A smiling cyclist

Knight in shining Lycra!

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

CLEAR!

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

Dinosaur skeleton being used as a bike rack

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

Dairy Devil

Cat and Dog Bike

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

Jimmy had a very active imagination.

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

Cheesie Rider

'Look at those arms! I was born to ride a Harley Davidson!'

Family traits.

"Can he call you back? He and his mid-life crisis are celebrating their tenth anniversary."

"This weekend was boring! All we did was go camping, biking, fishing, sailing, swimming, got to a game, go to the amusement park and go to a movie."