Bicycle Riders Gifts

Hell's Schlegel

Clown on bike.

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

The Fast Lane.

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

Bike Rides

Cycling with a harp case

'See? You call my look 'a midlife crisis' but for these guys it's a major TV series.'

Bicycle sat nav.

Knight in shining Lycra!

A smiling cyclist

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

'I'm just using this while my monster truck is in the shop.'

CLEAR!

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

Dinosaur skeleton being used as a bike rack

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

Jimmy had a very active imagination.

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

Dairy Devil

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

"This old bike of mine has sure lost some if its speed over the years."

'Look at those arms! I was born to ride a Harley Davidson!'

Family traits.