Bicycling Gifts

'This is your rest area. It also happens to be where I invented the bicycle seat.'

Lift on the Tandem.

"You just wouldn't listen would you? I told you to buy a car, THEN a caravan!"

Roo felt a little cheated with his new Christmas present.

"I just dialed 1-800-BAGUETTE."

Wrong Brothers about Wright brothers: 'They'll never get it off the ground.'

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

'Butch was my best pal until I heard his mother call him Samantha,'

Cyclist dismayed as price of air at pump has gone up from 20p to £5 due to Credit Crunch.

Bicycle with unusual wheel shapes.

All Roads Lead To Rome.

"I just realized that unless I'm riding for some cause, I must look like an idiot."

Chris Froome

'Blood Duchamp!'

Sustainable transport

"Ralphie, your ride is totally sweet."

"Yeah, I used to ride a bicycle in the circus, but the gag was that it was way too small for me: kids loved the act..."

Rail travel - the environmental alternative (that sometimes doesn't allow bikes)

"I can't believe it...I got a 'B' average this year. Do you know what that means?"

Butler uses a bike to deliver the food around a long table.

"It's the cool/not cool theorum. Anything totally not cool, when it enters the zone of cool, immediately renders the coolness totally uncool."

White middle class riot.

Grief direct

Cycling with a harp case

Bike Tricks

Give Way To Cyclists

"Your new recruit's bicycle is ready, commander."

Suburban street.

Tour de France champ Gregory LeMond.

"It cuts air resistance."

Leading By Caving In

Two porters carry a king

God, I hate riding the bus. Sometimes I wish that a limo would pick me up instead. Then I lower my standards and wish for an Uber car. Then it's a cab. I now realize I'd settle for a bicycle. Bus.

"You're doing too much, Mort." "I don't know what you mean." "Optimum scruffiness is a delicate balance. One cannot have both wild hair and a wild mustache. It must be one or the other." "What about Einstein? He was behaired all over the place." "The only exceptions are for hobos, bikers and the big-brained." "I rode my Huffy here, does that count?"

Small car with unicycle on roof.