Bicycling Mugs

'This is your rest area. It also happens to be where I invented the bicycle seat.'

Lift on the Tandem.

"You just wouldn't listen would you? I told you to buy a car, THEN a caravan!"

Roo felt a little cheated with his new Christmas present.

"I just dialed 1-800-BAGUETTE."

Wrong Brothers about Wright brothers: 'They'll never get it off the ground.'

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

'Butch was my best pal until I heard his mother call him Samantha,'

Cyclist dismayed as price of air at pump has gone up from 20p to £5 due to Credit Crunch.

Bicycle with unusual wheel shapes.

All Roads Lead To Rome.

"I just realized that unless I'm riding for some cause, I must look like an idiot."

'Blood Duchamp!'

Sustainable transport

"Yeah, I used to ride a bicycle in the circus, but the gag was that it was way too small for me: kids loved the act..."

Rail travel - the environmental alternative (that sometimes doesn't allow bikes)

"I can't believe it...I got a 'B' average this year. Do you know what that means?"

Butler uses a bike to deliver the food around a long table.

"It's the cool/not cool theorum. Anything totally not cool, when it enters the zone of cool, immediately renders the coolness totally uncool."

Grief direct

Cycling with a harp case

Bike Tricks

Give Way To Cyclists

"Your new recruit's bicycle is ready, commander."

Suburban street.

"It cuts air resistance."

Two porters carry a king

"You're doing too much, Mort." "I don't know what you mean." "Optimum scruffiness is a delicate balance. One cannot have both wild hair and a wild mustache. It must be one or the other." "What about Einstein? He was behaired all over the place." "The only exceptions are for hobos, bikers and the big-brained." "I rode my Huffy here, does that count?"

"When did you first notice your wife was missing?"

Baldo's How to be Uncool: No. 61. Losing your bike helmet and having to borrow your sister's."

A Young Indoor Cyclist

'Recreational cycling is such fun!'

'Sure elephants never forget. You can't even remember how to ride a bicycle.'

'Parking's a bit of a problem...'

Fisherman takes home the mermaid he caught.