Bicycles Gifts

Drunken cyclist

"What were his last words?"

'He's the only one who passed testing.'

Penny Farthing Tricycle

'Cycling gives you a nosebleed? Try lowering the saddle. Next...'

Dinosaur skeleton being used as a bike rack

Man who has crashed his safety bicycle

'Why do birds in a nest always agree?'

"They're padded shorts: yes, your butt looks big."

'How can I put this....?'

David Cameron with bicycle pump blowing up head with 'Big Society'.

The Mechanic

'I'm just using this while my monster truck is in the shop.'

"None of these bikes have navigational systems, backup cameras or bluetooth."

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

"He's come out of retirement!"

Round-the-world cyclist has world stolen

"I figured out why your car was pulling to the right."

"It's an 'Ee by gum' bike."

Chairman

'It's an '07 model. I JUST finished putting it together.'

'You've taken that handlebar mustache too far.'

'Twerp on bicycle!'

Potential Undesirable Side-Effect of a 'Car-less' Society.

Man-spreading, Dutch style.

"Your honor, I OBJECT! The prosecution is entertaining the witness."

Lincoln Lane

"Howard may have a few miles on him, but I'm not ready for a trade-in just yet."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

Clown on bike.

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

"This feels like an accomplishment."

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

ET Mishap