Bicycles Pillows

'Dear Santa, if you leave a new bike under the tree, I will give you the antidote to the poison I put in the milk. Timmy.'

Drunken cyclist

"What were his last words?"

'He's the only one who passed testing.'

Penny Farthing Tricycle

'Cycling gives you a nosebleed? Try lowering the saddle. Next...'

Dinosaur skeleton being used as a bike rack

Man who has crashed his safety bicycle

'Why do birds in a nest always agree?'

"They're padded shorts: yes, your butt looks big."

'How can I put this....?'

David Cameron with bicycle pump blowing up head with 'Big Society'.

Bradley Wiggins

The Mechanic

'I'm just using this while my monster truck is in the shop.'

"None of these bikes have navigational systems, backup cameras or bluetooth."

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

"He's come out of retirement!"

Round-the-world cyclist has world stolen

"I figured out why your car was pulling to the right."

Tour de France champ Hendrik 'Joop' Zoetemelk

Tour de France champ Lucien Petit-Breton.

"It's an 'Ee by gum' bike."

Chairman

'It's an '07 model. I JUST finished putting it together.'

'You've taken that handlebar mustache too far.'

'Twerp on bicycle!'

Potential Undesirable Side-Effect of a 'Car-less' Society.

Man-spreading, Dutch style.

Been looking at some used cars, Ernie? In the beginning there was Hyundai Genesis. Then I saw a Mitsubishi Mirage, but it disappeared before I could get a closer look. I was considering a Dodge Charger but it relocated to Los Angeles. And a Bronco was too many bucks for me. Then I found a great Ford Escape to buy. But in the morning the garage door was broken and it was gone. I think the universe is telling me to stick with my bike.

"Your honor, I OBJECT! The prosecution is entertaining the witness."

Lincoln Lane

"Howard may have a few miles on him, but I'm not ready for a trade-in just yet."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

Clown on bike.