Cycling Pillows

1715: Newton discovers gravel.

Mountain-bike Goat.

"What an amazing view!"

"For goodness sake, dear, it's only an electric bicycle."

Pedalo Racer

Tour de France

Motorists in Traffic Jam dreaming of Cycle

'Phase Two : More of the same'

Child cycling across 4x4 rooftops: 'Isn't it nice to see children cycling to school?'

"Last year you failed to bring me a new bicycle. This year, I want $250 for the bike and $50,000 in punitive damages."

Coming soon - Phase Two: More of the same.

'Oh course!'

"Take some identification with you in case you die."

An Accident Waiting To Happen.

'This hill is tough going.' - 'I'd better keep the brake on in case we go backwards.'

'What is recycling?'

"Once you learn, though, you'll never forget."

The dream works when the team works

Mountain climber pulling a mountain biker up the side of a mountain.

The fast lane - for cyclists.

'Did you order meals on wheels?'

"I shaved my entire body and spent $2,600 on lighter bike components. Guess who's riding .04 miles per hour faster now?"

Tetracycline: Bicycle built for 4 organisms.'

'Good grief, Mary! That was a close one!'

As Jeff cycled up the hill he realised he was in the wrong gear.

Billgeville's new pedestrian monkey bars not only reduced accidents but also whipped people into great shape.

'That was his New Year's resolution to get in to work all January with his bicycle.'

When not racing, most elite cyclists walk around in a peloton to cut down on wind resistance.

"First aid box, puncture repair kit, mobile phone, energy bars and plenty of liquids; I think that's all eventualities covered..."

Carrying a bike over drawing pins.

Vicar with a cross on his cycle helmet

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

Penny farthing dreaming of mountain bike

Emergency Room: 'She can't get her bike shorts off!'

Exercise bikes passing each other.