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1715: Newton discovers gravel.

Mountain-bike Goat.

"What an amazing view!"

Pedalo Racer

Tour de France

Motorists in Traffic Jam dreaming of Cycle

'Phase Two : More of the same'

"Last year you failed to bring me a new bicycle. This year, I want $250 for the bike and $50,000 in punitive damages."

Child cycling across 4x4 rooftops: 'Isn't it nice to see children cycling to school?'

Coming soon - Phase Two: More of the same.

'Oh course!'

"Take some identification with you in case you die."

An Accident Waiting To Happen.

'This hill is tough going.' - 'I'd better keep the brake on in case we go backwards.'

'What is recycling?'

"Once you learn, though, you'll never forget."

Mountain climber pulling a mountain biker up the side of a mountain.

The dream works when the team works

'Good grief, Mary! That was a close one!'

"I shaved my entire body and spent $2,600 on lighter bike components. Guess who's riding .04 miles per hour faster now?"

'Did you order meals on wheels?'

The fast lane - for cyclists.

Tetracycline: Bicycle built for 4 organisms.'

As Jeff cycled up the hill he realised he was in the wrong gear.

'That was his New Year's resolution to get in to work all January with his bicycle.'

When not racing, most elite cyclists walk around in a peloton to cut down on wind resistance.

"How much if I pedal?"

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

Exercise bikes passing each other.

Penny farthing dreaming of mountain bike

'Urban relaxation'

Carrying a bike over drawing pins.

Vicar with a cross on his cycle helmet

'Mountain goats are soft.'

Emergency Room: 'She can't get her bike shorts off!'