Bicycle Rider Pillows

'Sometimes I wish I had never sold my camels!'

"Crud! I forgot to do my homework!"

"A patrol car wasn't available to bring my collar to jail."

Clown on bike.

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

The Runaway Horse

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

ET Mishap

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

The Fast Lane.

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

Bike Rides

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

Cycling with a harp case

Directions: Call a smart friend.

'See? You call my look 'a midlife crisis' but for these guys it's a major TV series.'

Bicycle sat nav.

A smiling cyclist

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Knight in shining Lycra!

Food deliverer's baby.

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

Bradley Wiggins

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

French Early Bird

Looks like the bank's director still inside.

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

CLEAR!

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

'I'm just using this while my monster truck is in the shop.'