Bikes Gifts

Santa's Chopper

A tricycle and a unicycle mate and give birth to a bicycle.

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

Clown on bike.

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

"This feels like an accomplishment."

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

"First aid box, puncture repair kit, mobile phone, energy bars and plenty of liquids; I think that's all eventualities covered..."

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

ET Mishap

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

The Fast Lane.

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

"Tour de Frank"

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

The star hunters

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

Cycling with a harp case

Touring Cyclist

Bike Rides

Directions: Call a smart friend.

'See? You call my look 'a midlife crisis' but for these guys it's a major TV series.'

Bicycle sat nav.

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

You had me at vintage.

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Camping.