Gadget-loving Biker Gifts

"None of these bikes have navigational systems, backup cameras or bluetooth."

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

Hiking sign - Stop, pause, play, skip forward, skip back

"Who can we call?"

1 Only Smart Hammer Instructions

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

"It's a GPS for busy executive mom. It tells you if your coming or going and when you'll get there!"

"Sorry. My phone is on vibrate."

Uneasy Rider

"You had me at hell."

"This horse comes with all the hardware necessary to be fully autonomous."

"Can we wait a few seconds? I'm downloading the Excuse App."

Bike powered computer.

'All the guys like Sophie. She has a touch screen.'

'OK, here comes another one, and this time, I get the funny hat.'

'Congratulations, its a six pound biker.'

"Man, your old lady really is an old lady"

"My phone won't fold but the manufacturer did."

Pensioners queue up for a Motorbike for Rent.

They were right, this is a tough bunker.

"I'm afraid he's not much fun in the evenings. He's solar powered."

'They gave me this new cubicle with my own water fountain, treadmill, lunch dish... hey, wait a minute!'

"It's a bicycle. My dad lost our Christmas club money in Atlantic City so I won't get the rest of it until my birthday."

'The upside is that it will guarantee you get laid, the downside is that there's a four year wait.'

"I'm sorry, but shouldn't there be an apostrophe in that?"

Why you need to be specific with a G.P.S.: 'You have arrived at the most exciting destination of your life...'

'How many more days until we let them know it's just a joke?'

"I now pronounce you bikers, man and wife."

"All that's left is to monetize it."