Biker Gifts

'Soiling your pants every time you ride your bike fast isn't a medical condition. It's probably a mixture of fear and excitement.'

Tattoos sagging with time

'My wife bought me this helmet when I told her I was buying a bike. She's a little over protective.'

George was unaware of the pot-holes in the road ahead!

9 To 5 Tattoo.

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

The Feng Shui of the road must be off.

'You did it! You changed my lovely witches broom into a hybrid!!'

HELL'S TILLERS.

'A bike this nice, I didn't think you'd mind me bathing it in your bathtub. Do you have an extra blanket, it'll be sleeping in our room.'

"Hells Angels, Zamboni Division"

Biker chopper shopper

'Are you nuts wearing a tutu?! You know that's Gordon's signature look!'

The Skullsmashers gang was known for was cruel and inhuman initiation rituals.

SALLY'S TATTOO PARLOR, 'No, I WOULDN'T like a nice unicorn!'

Biker couple with their baby in a side car.

'No, Killa isn't going to make it to bike night, I've convinced him to stay home and watch a romantic movie with me.'

Hell's angel Santa riding reindeer like a moterbike

Hells angels' babysitter.

"That settles it, John! We're getting this bike a tune-up!"

'I realize you'll miss your bike, but you're only leaving it for an hour. And please quit crying, people are starting to stare.'

'Then...just as they ran out of petrol, Hansel and Gretel saw a gleaming house made entirely from fully chromed motorcycle components!'

Monkey on a motorbike.

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of stunt biking are the hardest.'

Absurd motorbike

'There was an extra 50 miles on my bike this week. I couldn't keep you off the couch, now this?'

'I'm going away for a few days and I need somebody to keep my old lady satisfied... stick out your tongue.'

'I don't care how nice of a bike it is, he can use a golf cart like the rest of us.'

SALLY'S TATTOO PARLOR, 'No, I WOULDN'T like a nice unicorn!'

The Travellers Rest

'Oh, look, Billy's found a playmate.'

'We don't watch TV -- Hugo says the programs aren't violent enough.'

'Try not to scream if you don't make it all over. You don't want to look like a wimp on the Internet.'

Miss Motormouth

Bad Hare Day