Biker Fan Gifts

"On second thought, Hillary did seem a lot smarter."

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

Directions: Call a smart friend.

'See? You call my look 'a midlife crisis' but for these guys it's a major TV series.'

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

Cheesie Rider

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

"Thanks to the Internet, I learned to ride a bike. Since I was bored, I also got my pilot's license."

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

Tattoos sagging with time

Biker couple with their baby in a side car.

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

To save some cash my parents held my 8th B'day party at Lenny's Tap + Grill....

Altar Ego

Biker chopper shopper

Uneasy Rider

'There was an extra 50 miles on my bike this week. I couldn't keep you off the couch, now this?'

"You had me at hell."

'You've taken that handlebar mustache too far.'

Absurd motorbike

The Feng Shui of the road must be off.

'Wow... What did you use for bait?'

After years of captivity and cruel treatment, Buster was finally free - free to pedal the open plains to his heart's content!

'OK, here comes another one, and this time, I get the funny hat.'

'Mr. Barnes has been riding his motorcycle, so he's a little behind on his paperwork. If you'll take a seat, he should be with you in a few hours.'

'No, Killa isn't going to make it to bike night, I've convinced him to stay home and watch a romantic movie with me.'