Literary Biker T-Shirts

Marley Davidson

"Barb's such a fast reader."

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

"So, what are you reading?"

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

Cheesie Rider

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

Tattoos sagging with time

Biker couple with their baby in a side car.

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

Bicycle Sidecar.

To save some cash my parents held my 8th B'day party at Lenny's Tap + Grill....

Child praying - asks god to bless his family and the new motorbike he's bought with his father's credit card.

Biker chopper shopper

'Clarice, you know our rule. You cannot date anyone who has...'

Absurd motorbike

"You had me at hell."

'There was an extra 50 miles on my bike this week. I couldn't keep you off the couch, now this?'

"Hells Angels, Zamboni Division"

'No, Killa isn't going to make it to bike night, I've convinced him to stay home and watch a romantic movie with me.'

The Feng Shui of the road must be off.

"Mr. Coughlin over there was the founder of one of the first motorcycle gangs"

"Didn't anyone tell you this is the private juice bar of the Health's Angels?"

Hell's Schlegel

Bad Hare Day

'Oh, look, Billy's found a playmate.'

'My wife bought me this helmet when I told her I was buying a bike. She's a little over protective.'

"Wild Blueberries"

The awesome new CZ 1000 Cowasaki.

'Officer, I thought road signs were just mere suggestions.'

'He loves hearing me scream.'

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of stunt biking are the hardest.'

'Hey look, Model Village People.'

'Pss-st, Harley-Davidson is up one-and-a-quarter...pass it on.'