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Hell's Schlegel

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

Victor Hugo

"Meet the author"

First Novels.

Reading my Critics

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

"And do you, Deborah Tannen, think they know what they're talking about?"

Second hand furniture.

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

Gen-Next Library

The First Draft. . . Moby Duck.

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

Don Quixote

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

"I try to write a little bit every day."

Wishing Well, Wishing Good.

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

Screen Time vs Book Time

'As a famous writer, could you do something to help jumpstart my career?'

Bicycle sat nav.

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

"I recommend that you two find a way to spice up your shelf life."

The Beard in the Stone

"The library rejected your request to ban all books on cats and squirrels. But, to be fair, it was no dumber than all the other book ban requests we get."

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

The World's Biggest Book Club