Bovine Biker Gifts

'Had there been no horses.'

Motorherd

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

Cow writer.

Cow noticing the grass is wet. So he wanders off and performs a fabulous powerslide!

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

Moo! OOM!

'Someday, son, when I've gone to that big roundup in the sky all this will be yours.'

'Lord, we thank thee for the bounty we're about to receive.'

BOO MOO!

"You can achieve anything if you put you mind to it."

Grass: We lost some good men today!

'A lot of my stories involve milk.'

Your Country Needs MOO!

Who are you?

Triple Sock Cow

"Didn't anyone tell you this is the private juice bar of the Health's Angels?"

The Cud Food Guide

....aaaand.... HELICOPTER!

'Torville and Cow'.

"Wild Blueberries"

"She's at that age where she wants to know what pails are for."

'Be gentle with me!'

'Calm down. I heard them say we're just going into town for haircuts.'

"Oh, God, it's the Herefords, pretend we don't see them."

'Don't worry about it. You're buying compulsion is perfectly normal.'

Stop! Mad cows are forbidden to cross the border!

'If he says 'got milk', I'm gonna bite.

"Yeah, I'm an IVF baby too, and my sire's registration is CANM2044017 too! We're half brothers!"

'A metal plate in your head does not qualify as a helmet.'

Is there life after digestion?

"I love it!"

The Skullsmashers gang was known for was cruel and inhuman initiation rituals.

Udder Horns.

'I've told you before: Don't let your tongue touch your nose-ring when it's very cold!'