Car Wash Owner T-Shirts

Nervous car wash owner sees huge flock of birds on his roof when he opens up for business.

New Slush Plan

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

"Instead of taking a bath couldn't I just run through a carwash?"

The tinman was hoping his wife liked the new muffler he bought her.

The embarrassment of mistaking a salon for a saloon.

'Your car's ready, but drive carefully for awhile. I had to give the student an 'F' for the work he did on it.'

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

Psychic Car Mechanics.

Acme Flyswatters.

'I'm lookin' for the man who shot m' paw.'

Cattlemans Saloon.

Elephant cleans a car.

"The forty thousand dollars includes a rear view mirror!"

'Hey, Ruby, want to give this guy an estimate?'

'Even if I did know what SEO was - what's wrong with washing cars for a bit of extra pocket money.'

'Hey you two! Take that outside!'

4x4 at Four

"I found the problem with your dryer. . . here are a bunch of socks you probably thought were lost!"

'I'd like the inside cleaned please.' - 'Leave the windows open.'

'Our dog needs a bath too.'

Wild Window Washers

Eco-friendly car wash.

'Why do you keep watering it, Dad? - It's not going to grow larger!'

"If the vineyard needs rain, why don't you get the truck washed?"

"Which of you is 'Cactus Jack'?"

'How can you possibly buy a sandwich where they sell motor oil?'

'Ok! Let 'er rip, Harold!'

"I can skip my bath tonight. I put the windows down when Dad drove through the carwash."

"Myron's doing one of his side jobs again."