Window Dresser Gifts

Extraordinarily Ugly Clothes for Extraordinarily Attractive People

Fashion mannequin.

Window Dressing.

"Look's like a dummy run to me!"

Killer Executive Suits.

Dressed for Success!

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

Cut out and keep your own Frank Sinatra.

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

"Beanirrito"

"Can you give me a haircut that says, 'If you mess with my budget I'll rip out your soul, wring it like a dish towel, and drink it from a teacup'?"

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

"And, while there's no reason yet to panic, I think it only prudent that we make preparations to panic."

"Good news, honey - seventy is the new fifty."

"With this suit, I hereby establish dominion over my male identity."

Falloon's Menswear. Where it's always brown trouser time.

Utility Chic.

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

"Maybe this year..."

"I told you we came back too early...I'm freezing my tail feathers off!"

Female Boss 6

The Seasonal Styles of Gene

"Very nice. I don't want nice. I want intimidating."

"Welcome aboard, Ms Pebble. We felt you fit our boardroom image rather well."

Power Bowties: 'It projects a subtle, confident power, rather than the abrasive, overbearing power of the standard tie.'

"Madeleine Albright kicked butt in that suit."

Man buying the same clothes as he already owns

Matching Outfits

The Unacceptable Face of Tailoring

"You're home now, Adele. Why don't you take off your shoulders?"

"I'm afraid I'm going to have to let you go - your power tie is usurping my authority."

"You didn't read the memo about the board members coming for a visit?"

Tailored mummy outfit.