Window Dressing Warrior Gifts

Man glued to a shop window under a huge 'Closing down sale' poster

The household cavalry

"I want that dressing-room mirror fired."

"I don't care what job you want, Bagshaw, for God's sake dress for the job you have!"

"It boils down to which I dislike more: ironing shirts or non-iron shirts."

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

"I've got an office and I've got a window, but I wouldn't say I've got a window office."

'I never said it was the comfy wear...I said it was the comfy look!'

"Is there a seamstress present?"

"Turn down the bass."

"I'm looking for a nice basic piece of clothing that can fulfill every need I have."

"You fly into a window, too?"

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

'Can you wear something quieter than those old corduroys?'

I'm color blind, please help.

Paving over the window-box

'Why can I never find my camouflage trousers?'

'Unfortunately when our last window of opportunity opened up, we mistakenly crawled out of it rather than into it.'

"Sorry to interrupt, I just wanted to say how much I hate your dress."

'Didn't I tell you to take up some hobby other than opera?'

'I tried on these jeans. I didn't think they were stretch jeans, but they stretched.'

'Why is it I can see what needs doing around here and you can't? . . . I know what cures that. . . 'Chores-ercise'.'

Human Dust Buster

'The sequel to The Emperor Wore No Clothes.'

'zillions spent learning about weight loss... But no one has a clue about weight shift.'

Men painting red and white.

Jeans Styles

"Look's like a dummy run to me!"

'I went window shopping today. I came home with four double glazed units!'

"I'm not wearing that - it screams first day of school."

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The Moth Menace.

'Don't look now, Kellmyer, But your pants are in material breach.'