Window Dressing Warrior Pillows

Man glued to a shop window under a huge 'Closing down sale' poster

The household cavalry

"I want that dressing-room mirror fired."

"I don't care what job you want, Bagshaw, for God's sake dress for the job you have!"

"It boils down to which I dislike more: ironing shirts or non-iron shirts."

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

'I never said it was the comfy wear...I said it was the comfy look!'

"I've got an office and I've got a window, but I wouldn't say I've got a window office."

"Is there a seamstress present?"

"I'm looking for a nice basic piece of clothing that can fulfill every need I have."

'Why can I never find my camouflage trousers?'

"You fly into a window, too?"

Paving over the window-box

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

"Turn down the bass."

I'm color blind, please help.

'Can you wear something quieter than those old corduroys?'

'Unfortunately when our last window of opportunity opened up, we mistakenly crawled out of it rather than into it.'

'Didn't I tell you to take up some hobby other than opera?'

"Sorry to interrupt, I just wanted to say how much I hate your dress."

'I tried on these jeans. I didn't think they were stretch jeans, but they stretched.'

4 Great Life Hacks for the Holidays!

'Why is it I can see what needs doing around here and you can't? . . . I know what cures that. . . 'Chores-ercise'.'

'zillions spent learning about weight loss... But no one has a clue about weight shift.'

'The sequel to The Emperor Wore No Clothes.'

Jeans Styles

'I went window shopping today. I came home with four double glazed units!'

Human Dust Buster

Our house is a mess! Life's messy, I need to simplify. You don't have the nerve to do what needs to be done. We left our laundry on the sofa for you, mom! You're so wrong. I can too get rid of my kids. You'll save tons on cleaning supplies alone!

"Don't get mad at me - you're the one who threw your robe in the dryer."

Men painting red and white.

"I'm not wearing that - it screams first day of school."

"Look's like a dummy run to me!"

The Moth Menace.

'Don't look now, Kellmyer, But your pants are in material breach.'