Window Cleaning Warrior Pillows

'Thank you for sharing the squeegee.'

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

"I don't do windows."

"The good news is...you've one less window to wash."

"There's more inside."

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

The household cavalry

"You run into a window, too?"

'Whatever you do, don't tell them you think you're ready to take on more responsibility!'

'It says, please disregard this reminder if your payment has already been sent.'

"Turn down the bass."

"You fly into a window, too?"

This Saturday 10:30 Confessions of a Window Cleaner, Doctor, Nurse, Policeman, Shop Worker, Lollipop Lady, Butcher, Baker, Housewife, Schoolboy...

"Would you mind filling this with confetti?"

Paving over the window-box

"Clean your specs, lady?"

'The staff are calling for transparent management Miss Beamish and this is it.'

Spiderman car window cleaner

'It doesn't look good, sir - the enemy is amassing vacuum cleaners along our southern border.'

Plane windscreen cleaner

'Didn't I tell you to take up some hobby other than opera?'

"On second thought Rex, I may just leaven them until spring."

'As a teleworker Colin sometimes struggled against feelings of isolation.'

"I was quite pleased to find a job which allows me to see more of my husband."

Our house is a mess! Life's messy, I need to simplify. You don't have the nerve to do what needs to be done. We left our laundry on the sofa for you, mom! You're so wrong. I can too get rid of my kids. You'll save tons on cleaning supplies alone!

4 Great Life Hacks for the Holidays!

''Wait till they've gone, then quietly clean the windows', I said - But you won't be told!'

Window Cleaner asks for help.

'I went window shopping today. I came home with four double glazed units!'

Human Dust Buster

'Why is it I can see what needs doing around here and you can't? . . . I know what cures that. . . 'Chores-ercise'.'

"I move for less transparency."

'What was all that yelling outside?'

"Uh-oh! - That was the window cleaner. . ."