Window Cleaners Pillows

Wind blowing hats past on the breeze.

Sheep on a Ledge.

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

"I don't do windows."

"The good news is...you've one less window to wash."

This is the last time I ask Peterson to dust for prints.

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

"You run into a window, too?"

'Whatever you do, don't tell them you think you're ready to take on more responsibility!'

'It says, please disregard this reminder if your payment has already been sent.'

Cleaning up space junk.

This Saturday 10:30 Confessions of a Window Cleaner, Doctor, Nurse, Policeman, Shop Worker, Lollipop Lady, Butcher, Baker, Housewife, Schoolboy...

"Would you mind filling this with confetti?"

"It's just me, the algae-eater. Mind if I tidy up a bit in here?"

"Actually he only asked for a buff-up."

'Didn't I tell you to take up some hobby other than opera?'

"All brooms are useless. . .!!"

"Clean your specs, lady?"

Plane windscreen cleaner

"On second thought Rex, I may just leaven them until spring."

Spiderman car window cleaner

'The staff are calling for transparent management Miss Beamish and this is it.'

Carpet cleaner.

'As a teleworker Colin sometimes struggled against feelings of isolation.'

'I think we can be fairly sure that this one is not a Banksy.'

"I was quite pleased to find a job which allows me to see more of my husband."

Cleaning up after a statue.

'Then after 'A' Levels I did an NVQ in Cleansing and Hygiene.'

"Ok, you wash, you dry...."

Council worker sweeping under car.

Corporate Ladder.

''Wait till they've gone, then quietly clean the windows', I said - But you won't be told!'

'No spring cleaning for me: I get a cleaner to come over in winter while we're asleep...'