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Wind blowing hats past on the breeze.

Sheep on a Ledge.

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

"I don't do windows."

"The good news is...you've one less window to wash."

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

"You run into a window, too?"

'Whatever you do, don't tell them you think you're ready to take on more responsibility!'

'It says, please disregard this reminder if your payment has already been sent.'

Cleaning up space junk.

This Saturday 10:30 Confessions of a Window Cleaner, Doctor, Nurse, Policeman, Shop Worker, Lollipop Lady, Butcher, Baker, Housewife, Schoolboy...

"It's just me, the algae-eater. Mind if I tidy up a bit in here?"

"Actually he only asked for a buff-up."

"Would you mind filling this with confetti?"

Carpet cleaner.

"Clean your specs, lady?"

Plane windscreen cleaner

'The staff are calling for transparent management Miss Beamish and this is it.'

"On second thought Rex, I may just leaven them until spring."

"All brooms are useless. . .!!"

'Didn't I tell you to take up some hobby other than opera?'

'As a teleworker Colin sometimes struggled against feelings of isolation.'

"I was quite pleased to find a job which allows me to see more of my husband."

'I think we can be fairly sure that this one is not a Banksy.'

'Then after 'A' Levels I did an NVQ in Cleansing and Hygiene.'

Cleaning up after a statue.

"Ok, you wash, you dry...."

''Wait till they've gone, then quietly clean the windows', I said - But you won't be told!'

'No spring cleaning for me: I get a cleaner to come over in winter while we're asleep...'

Window Cleaner asks for help.

Council worker sweeping under car.

'I can't take anymore, Gladys - I'm asking for a transfer to pottery !'

The Leaf Blower and the Toupees