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'Didn't I tell you to take up some hobby other than opera?'

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

"The good news is...you've one less window to wash."

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

The household cavalry

"You run into a window, too?"

'Whatever you do, don't tell them you think you're ready to take on more responsibility!'

"Daddy's taking him to the woodshed, again!"

Emergency Pants

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."

'It says, please disregard this reminder if your payment has already been sent.'

"You fly into a window, too?"

'Throw them back They're not what nine out of ten eye doctor's recommend for dry eyes when stranded on a desert island.'

'He needs professional HELP!'

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."

This Saturday 10:30 Confessions of a Window Cleaner, Doctor, Nurse, Policeman, Shop Worker, Lollipop Lady, Butcher, Baker, Housewife, Schoolboy...

"I'm starting up a concierge medicine practice. You in?"

"Would you mind filling this with confetti?"

'I've made a radio using coconuts, salt water, and a trout.'

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, so we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

Desert island has bottle bank and paper bank. Castaway sees message in bottle float towards island.

Spiderman car window cleaner

"On second thought Rex, I may just leaven them until spring."

'What luck!'

"Clean your specs, lady?"

Plane windscreen cleaner

'The staff are calling for transparent management Miss Beamish and this is it.'

'As a teleworker Colin sometimes struggled against feelings of isolation.'

"I was quite pleased to find a job which allows me to see more of my husband."

... and I'd suggest you take more frequent breaks from your computer.

"Mr. Crusoe, you have some heft overdue fines."

''Wait till they've gone, then quietly clean the windows', I said - But you won't be told!'

Our house is a mess! Life's messy, I need to simplify. You don't have the nerve to do what needs to be done. We left our laundry on the sofa for you, mom! You're so wrong. I can too get rid of my kids. You'll save tons on cleaning supplies alone!