
'Watch out! That stuff prevents streaking!'
Add a touch of humor to their home with cozy pillows that celebrate their obsession with clean, clear windows—ideal for bringing personality to their living space.
'Watch out! That stuff prevents streaking!'
"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."
Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.
Sweep the board.
"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"
"The good news is...you've one less window to wash."
Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .
"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."
"Amazing! It's the season of me!"
'It comes with three settings. Single, Married, and Children.'
"Have you been using 'Vanish' again?"
"You run into a window, too?"
"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."
You're right, it's the house next door that gets the new window.
Car wash / Mouth wash
Kids really do make you view the world from a different perspective...I'm on the floor, behind the couch, under the bed...
'Whatever you do, don't tell them you think you're ready to take on more responsibility!'
Dust Bunny
'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'
"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."
'It says, please disregard this reminder if your payment has already been sent.'
Cleaning up space junk.
'That's not exactly what I had in mind when I said to clean your room.'
"The mold cleaners are here! I gotta scram."
'There are two color schemes: dark ones that attract light dirt, and light ones that attract dark dirt.'
'That stuff kills 98% of household germs, but leaves the remaining 2% limping around enough to maintain your resistance.'
Floor Cleaner
Carpet Cleaner.
'Look! It's Trendy Vineyards' Merlot Window Cleaner! Streak-free cleaning, because it's 50 proof!'
"Would you mind filling this with confetti?"
This Saturday 10:30 Confessions of a Window Cleaner, Doctor, Nurse, Policeman, Shop Worker, Lollipop Lady, Butcher, Baker, Housewife, Schoolboy...
"Hello job security."
'We're very lucky, really, with our poltergeist.'
'The first time I met her, she practically swept me off my feet!'
'Only the high-traffic path needs cleaning - from the couch to the bar.'
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