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"You run into a window, too?"

"I don't do windows."

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

"The good news is...you've one less window to wash."

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

'I don't want this job. I worked all my life and retired. I like being retired.'

'Whatever you do, don't tell them you think you're ready to take on more responsibility!'

'It says, please disregard this reminder if your payment has already been sent.'

This Saturday 10:30 Confessions of a Window Cleaner, Doctor, Nurse, Policeman, Shop Worker, Lollipop Lady, Butcher, Baker, Housewife, Schoolboy...

"Aw, geez. My nuts are frozen." "T-T-Tell me about it."

"Take a shower first. You smell like a chimney."

"Would you mind filling this with confetti?"

'Didn't I tell you to take up some hobby other than opera?'

'The staff are calling for transparent management Miss Beamish and this is it.'

Spiderman car window cleaner

"Clean your specs, lady?"

Plane windscreen cleaner

"On second thought Rex, I may just leaven them until spring."

"The season finale of the world is near."

'As a teleworker Colin sometimes struggled against feelings of isolation.'

"I was quite pleased to find a job which allows me to see more of my husband."

'I went window shopping today. I came home with four double glazed units!'

Window Cleaner asks for help.

''Wait till they've gone, then quietly clean the windows', I said - But you won't be told!'

"I move for less transparency."

'What was all that yelling outside?'

"Uh-oh! - That was the window cleaner. . ."

Alien window cleaner...

'Times are tough, Smith, but I don't want to lay you off. So, to keep you working, I want you to wash our building. That sould keep you busy for the next decade.'

Lord of the Rungs: Window Cleaner

"If any of you guys out there have lost your jobs, need some help and are struggling to cope, call me. I can't do anything, but it makes me feel better about my own shitty life."

'It's in my resume. I don't do computer windows.'

'Watch out! That stuff prevents streaking!'

"Enough with the criticism!"

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