Window Washing Pillows

'Thank you for sharing the squeegee.'

"I don't do windows."

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

"The good news is...you've one less window to wash."

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

"You run into a window, too?"

'Whatever you do, don't tell them you think you're ready to take on more responsibility!'

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

Mannequin's Rights!

'It says, please disregard this reminder if your payment has already been sent.'

This Saturday 10:30 Confessions of a Window Cleaner, Doctor, Nurse, Policeman, Shop Worker, Lollipop Lady, Butcher, Baker, Housewife, Schoolboy...

"Would you mind filling this with confetti?"

"Clean your specs, lady?"

"On second thought Rex, I may just leaven them until spring."

Plane windscreen cleaner

'The staff are calling for transparent management Miss Beamish and this is it.'

'As a teleworker Colin sometimes struggled against feelings of isolation.'

"I was quite pleased to find a job which allows me to see more of my husband."

''Wait till they've gone, then quietly clean the windows', I said - But you won't be told!'

"Look's like a dummy run to me!"

Window Cleaner asks for help.

"I move for less transparency."

'Bob, you're suffering from embarrassing static cling.'

'What was all that yelling outside?'

'Times are tough, Smith, but I don't want to lay you off. So, to keep you working, I want you to wash our building. That sould keep you busy for the next decade.'

Alien window cleaner...

Lord of the Rungs: Window Cleaner

'I'm from the odd shaped glass supply company.'

"Uh-oh! - That was the window cleaner. . ."

'Watch out! That stuff prevents streaking!'

'It's in my resume. I don't do computer windows.'

"Joseph's jealous brother adds bleach to the coat of many colors wash."

Wild Window Washers

"So this is the company ladder you told me you were at the top of!"

"Don't be so chintzy with the life line!"