Window Box Warrior Pillows

Paving over the window-box

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

'Go right in -- he's expecting you.'

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

"We should have taken the cubicles."

"Brandon isn't adapting well to the open office concept."

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

"Hey! Plants are on sale again! Woo-hoo!"

"Huddleston, I admire your hands-on approach to everything, but get the hell out of my office!"

With the office space available, we have no choice but to believe in teamwork!

'They'll tell you this is an open office workspace, but watch out for the invisible fences.'

'Thank you - but I prefer to stand.'

"Did I say 'corner office'? I meant 'corner of my office'."

You're fortunate you have a cubicle. Due to cutbacks, my boss makes us wear horse blinders.

"I miss the old cubicles."

'Well, there goes the last of my New Years resolutions...'

"Edgar's very politically engaged ever since he began using his vote as an anger management tool."

"Turn down the bass."

"You fly into a window, too?"

'Unfortunately when our last window of opportunity opened up, we mistakenly crawled out of it rather than into it.'

'I typed it that way because I thought that punctuation would just slow it down.'

"Don't invade his space."

"When the company said we'd now be sharing cubicle space this wasn't what I expected!"

"I might let the window box lay fallow, this season."

'So, Bixbey! Caught you at trying out my desk again, have I?'

"With all we've invested in flat screen monitors, why does our data still look distorted?"

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The urban gardener.

'I went window shopping today. I came home with four double glazed units!'

"Wilkins, this is Cosgrove. All our offices are now double occupancy."

Are you sure we've gone open plan ?

'Nothing personal, Bob, we just need your space for the new photocopier!'

"Open plan office are the future, they're more flexible, efficient...sharing a workspace and being able to see your colleagues at work can really improve performance!"