Window Dresser Pillows

Extraordinarily Ugly Clothes for Extraordinarily Attractive People

Fashion mannequin.

Window Dressing.

"Look's like a dummy run to me!"

Killer Executive Suits.

Dressed for Success!

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

"Beanirrito"

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

"And, while there's no reason yet to panic, I think it only prudent that we make preparations to panic."

"Good news, honey - seventy is the new fifty."

"With this suit, I hereby establish dominion over my male identity."

Utility Chic.

Falloon's Menswear. Where it's always brown trouser time.

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

"Maybe this year..."

"I told you we came back too early...I'm freezing my tail feathers off!"

Female Boss 6

The Seasonal Styles of Gene

"Very nice. I don't want nice. I want intimidating."

"Welcome aboard, Ms Pebble. We felt you fit our boardroom image rather well."

Power Bowties: 'It projects a subtle, confident power, rather than the abrasive, overbearing power of the standard tie.'

"Madeleine Albright kicked butt in that suit."

Man buying the same clothes as he already owns

The Unacceptable Face of Tailoring

"You're home now, Adele. Why don't you take off your shoulders?"

"You didn't read the memo about the board members coming for a visit?"

Tailored mummy outfit.

Matching Outfits

"That's Gross Bros for you. You want powerlook, you got powerlook."

"I'm sorry. I concede, I may have over power-dressed this morning."

"Of course I'm familiar with crop tops. It's just the crop bottoms, not so much."