Window Treatment Wizard Gifts

"The bed sheet rope made me think plant hanger and then window treatment. It all just started coming together."

You're right, it's the house next door that gets the new window.

Mannequin's Rights!

"I'm looking for a Father's Day gift. What kind of wrench says 'I love you'?"

"Turn down the bass."

Handy-lion

"At least you have taste when it comes to your computer's wallpaper."

"Do you mean am I busy busy?"

"This home doesn't have a good view, but it comes with smart windows that change the view to something beautiful."

"Then I'll huff and I'll puff..."

'I went window shopping today. I came home with four double glazed units!'

The urban gardener.

A mess of mechanics

Brick Red Paint...

'I'm from the odd shaped glass supply company.'

Double-glazing salesman's spiel sends household to sleep.

"Everytime he closes a door he opens a window. He's obsessed with airflow."

Painting leaves onto a window.

"My husband said he could fix anything so if you find him, tell him he was wrong"

"Don't be so chintzy with the life line!"

"They send me in after the works done to handle any complaints."

'Have you considered having double glacier installed?'

'Christmas is a magical time - see how my hard earned cash just magically disappears.'

"It's going to cost more than it's worth to fix it. In fact, it's going to cost more than it's worth just to dispose of it."

'I knew you had a bit of rough!'

Hansen's Glue-All Multi-Purpose Glue

"It's one of the finest examples of a window I've ever seen!"

'Good gosh, Charlie... You've planted poison ivy!'

'Here, if you don't do windows, you're through!'

A Photographer's Studio.

Finish the windows and you can have the TV remote back!

J.Froggett Glaziers - "Now go get some business"

Woman begging surrounded by shopping bags - 'In Debt, Please help'

"Good afternoon Sir. I was just passing and couldn't help wondering if you might be considering new double glazing?"

"That was one GREAT salesman!"